This week was kind of light as far as good quotes were concerned, since a lot of our favorite shows were on hiatus. The plus side is that what we lack in quantity, we make up for in interesting shows — like the World Skeleton Championships, for instance (I don’t even know what that means!). So these are our favorite quotes of the week from all over. As always, feel free to post your own favorite quotes in the comments.
Life on Mars
“He’s one Brady short of a bunch.”– Ray Carling
“He’s as confused as a baby at a topless bar.”– Ray Carling
30 Rock
World Skeleton Championships
David Kurtz: His ass is up in the air, like a spoiler.
Tim Singer: We like to call it butt, Dave.
Guy’s Big Bite
“I don’t like losing at pinball, but I do like German food” – Guy Fieri, the worst opening to any food show, ever.
Clacked by Kona Gallagher 
on Mar 02, 2009 @ 12:15 EST5EDT
We germans are simply da bomb at pinball ;-)
My quote of the week from 30 Rock is
Jack: Lemon, you’re a woman
Liz: OF COURSE! That Doctor was a quack, I don’t know why parents even listened to him
(and later)
Liz: Ladies are such a bummer
(and)
Liz: Ladies like to know… I mean WE like to know where things are going.
And of course
Liz: … and second but more importantly, in 2009 I had sex two more times than. (…) Do not leave a brother hangin’
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I kept chuckling at this for half the episode.
“the worst opening to any food show, ever.” – the quote with which I agree the most.
*giggling*