Is there any doubt whatsoever Hanna’s grandma of Pretty Little Liars is one of the most rockin’ kind of blue hairs … ??? (*pssssssssst* She really doesn’t have blue hair.) She tossed out the favorite quotation of the week for me and it stands out as the most hilarious as well.
Pretty Little Liars (Review)
“I just got to wipe the dew from my lily.” — Hanna’s grandma, on the way to the ladies’ room
“What did you think of the shrink’s speech? Too little too late, huh?” — Jenna, asking the Liars if they attended Dr. Sullivan’s assembly on cyber-bullying
“What’s that supposed to mean?” — Aria
“Well, it’s a shame Saint Sullivan wasn’t around when your friend Alison was ruling these halls.” — Jenna
“[To Kate] You think you’re pretty sly, don’tcha? [To Hanna] This one was guzzling water. You had the bar all to yourself.” — Hanna’s grandma, after a sniff test of both of Kate’s water bottles
“No, you are not ready for this. You’re not in a sane state of mind, so Uncle Teddy is walking her down that aisle because the odds are, even with all the alcohol flowing freely, we can count on him to walk a straight line.” — Janet Gavin to her husband Tommy, explaining why the family wanted his uncle to walk their daughter Colleen down the aisle at her wedding
“You’re A-Rod. He’s Jeter. You go for the glory. He goes for the win.” — Tommy to Franco speaking of Franco and Lou after Franco blew a call in the field and Lou saved the day.
“What, do I have cancer or something? Is somebody gonna shoot me again?” — Tommy at his daughter’s rehearsal dinner wondering why people were being so nice to him and looking at him with tears in their eyes.
“You got to get back on the horse, dude. The greats don’t quit after one bad day. I mean, did Babe Ruth quit after his sex tape was criticized? No, he went right back out and made another sex tape.” — Max
“I don’t want to see a documentary about penguins.” — Max
“What if the penguins got hammered off of body shots? Formed a couple of alliances and had night-vision sex in a hot tub? — Brad
“I’m listening.” — Max
“I’d watch the ass outta that.” — Alex
“In high school, my boss was such a jerk, I used to mess up orders just to get back at him.” — Alex, convincing Penny that she should be the “cool boss”
“Al, you worked at a pharmacy.” — Jane
“I didn’t order that.” — Dave, referring to the double shot of tequila the waitress brought him
“I know. I just can’t keep serving an adult man sangria.” — Kim
“Hey, I just heard about this mid-week spa deal. Two-for-one mani/pedis. Wanna go tonight?” — Alex, at breakfast with Brad and Jane
“Ah, I can’t. I have pilates. [Pause] Oh, you meant Jane.” — Brad
“Ooh, this looks complicated … and I just took a picture of my cleavage. And … yep, I just emailed it to my stepdad.” — Penny, trying to figure out her new smartphone
“Sometimes the best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody else.” — Nash
“Please … tell me that donkey-faced thing with the braces is not the chick you’re going out with.” — Wilfred
“She doesn’t have braces!” — Ryan
“Yeah, you just can’t see’em ’cause they’re probably on her legs. How do you think she supports that massive donkey face?” — Wilfred
Clacked by Michael Noble 
on Aug 28, 2011 @ 09:56 EST5EDT
