There was so much packed in last night’s hour that I turned to the Mister and asked: “How in the world can I synopsize this?” We were perplexed, so I decided to break it down into parts.

Crack pipes and downers and meth, oh my! And those drugs are just the tip o’ the iceberg that the cast of VH-1’s ‘Sober House’ are battling this second season.

I admit it — I watch and love VH1 Celebreality shows (also known as “skankertainment”).  They’re stupid, frothy, fun that are a perfect vacation from my life, my problems, and my sanity. They are also usually among the most conspicuously culturally irrelevant things on TV. Sure, there are things like  How It’s Made that know [...]

This week’s edition of See Jane Clack is dedicated to all the wonderful late-night shows I have the privilege of watching as I work into the wee hours. Such well-bred, sophisticated, and natural talents you won’t find anywhere else on the tube. Why, it makes me want to break out the caviar and ring [...]

Dog the Bounty Hunter is a rough gem. Over the holidays, I saw Dog the Bounty Hunter on On the Record with Greta Van Susteren. Wow, that guy looks like nine miles of bad road, doesn’t he? But it was sweet how he called Greta “ma’am” and was so polite and gentlemanly. [...]

UPDATE: We’ve got the fall 2009-2010 TV show return schedule posted now. This is old stuff!
Back in the day — sometime before the turn of the century — the end of the first half of the fall season really didn’t mean too much in the land of television. Yes, some shows left the air or [...]

Does anyone watch Fuse? It’s not a bomb-making channel, although that would make for some explosive television. Wink, wink. No, Fuse is the only music channel not named VH1 that actually plays videos, since MTV decided to repackage itself as the place to go for vacuous refuse starring money-grubbing D-listers and pompous teenyboppers, all of [...]