This week’s Virgin Diaries take the cake again. We’re all just going back and watching too much good television not to take the chance to recognize it again and again.
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“And how did you manage to have eight power stations serviced simultaneously?” – the Queen
“Uh … Clerical error?” – Power Guy
“I’d like to meet this cleric.” [...]
This week in Quotation Marks, Janis calls Sean a bitch on 24, House calls Wilson a wuss on House, and Amy Sedaris shines as Claire on The Closer. Take a look at our quotes this week, and feel free to add your own favorites in the comments!
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“Carter. Aren’t you the guy who got that nurse [...]
(Week of Dec. 20, 2008)
Since it’s the week before Christmas and most shows are in reruns, we’re kind of light on quotes this week. Nevertheless, we still managed to get some gems. Check out some of our favorite quotes from this past week and add your own to the comments.
How I Met Your Mother:
Barney made [...]
(Week of Dec. 13, 2008)
“I may be a ho, but I’m not a crack ho.” – Cops
“Falalalala-lala-ka-ching.” – Dwight, on his his plan to buy all the unicorn dolls from local stores and sell them to desperate parents at a huge profit, The Office
Desperate Housewives:
“You are my rock Lynette.” – Tom
“Tom, your [...]
(Week of Dec. 6, 2008)
Boobs, penises, and asses made our favorite quotes of the week. Take a look, and add your own in the comments section.
“I hate disappointing just one person, and I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a [...]
(Week of Nov. 29, 2008)
This week saw Vic Mackey being sorry, Dexter feeling something, and Sylar hating heroes. And by the way, Elle, he is a serial killer! Check out our favorite quotes this week, and add your own in the comments.
“I hate heroes.” – Sylar to Elle, after she tells the car rental guy [...]
