This week’s Virgin Diaries take the cake again. We’re all just going back and watching too much good television not to take the chance to recognize it again and again.

Kings

“And how did you manage to have eight power stations serviced simultaneously?” – the Queen
“Uh … Clerical error?” – Power Guy
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This week’s quotes are all about people. Whether we’re calling ex-wives Twinkies, starting feuds with Raven Simone, or naming our partner “Ms. Burn-in-Hell,” TV characters had a lot to say about others. These are some of our favorite quotes of the week. As always, feel free to add your own favorites down in the comments.

Big Bang Theory

“In bars, all across this great nation of ours, Thursday night is Ladies Night. Which means that as the evening progresses, we will get better looking courtesy of 99 cent margaritas and 2-for-1 Jello shots.” — Wolowitz

“I’m a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex.” — Wolowitz

Wolowitz: “Okay! Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.”
Leonard: “Why?”
Wolowitz: “Well if I get lucky, I certainly don’t want to be caught in my Aquaman briefs.”

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This week in Quotation Marks, Janis calls Sean a bitch on 24, House calls Wilson a wuss on House, and Amy Sedaris shines as Claire on The Closer. Take a look at our quotes this week, and feel free to add your own favorites in the comments!

ER

“Carter. Aren’t you the guy who got that nurse pregnant and moved to Seattle?” – Tony Gates to Carter, referring to the long-remembered Doug Ross

Psych

Henry Spencer: “I forbid you to be a part of this Shawn. You’re coming with me.”
Shawn Spencer: “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Forbid me? I’m familiar to your hands-on
approach to parenting, but I’m not 27 anymore. I can do whatever I want.”

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(Week of Dec. 20, 2008)

Since it’s the week before Christmas and most shows are in reruns, we’re kind of light on quotes this week. Nevertheless, we still managed to get some gems. Check out some of our favorite quotes from this past week and add your own to the comments.

How I Met Your Mother:

Barney made up several Holiday songs to extol the virtues of Ted’s little sister.

(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe, I’ll make your sister moan!
Oh, Heather’s hot, Heather’s hot, we’ll go all the way ….

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(Week of Dec. 13, 2008)

“I may be a ho, but I’m not a crack ho.” – Cops

“Falalalala-lala-ka-ching.” – Dwight, on his his plan to buy all the unicorn dolls from local stores and sell them to desperate parents at a huge profit, The Office

Desperate Housewives:
“You are my rock Lynette.” – Tom
“Tom, your rock is trying to get fingerprints off a weapon, do you mind?” – Lynette

“Two of my friends involved in a nasty catfight? I live for that stuff!” – Edie

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(Week of Dec. 6, 2008)

Boobs, penises, and asses made our favorite quotes of the week. Take a look, and add your own in the comments section.

“I hate disappointing just one person, and I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a king.” – Michael, The Office

“Sorry Ziva, we don’t talk about Fight Club.” – DiNozzo, NCIS

“Can I ask you? Did he ever have a head injury? – Officer Whitehat, Life

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(Week of Nov. 29, 2008)

This week saw Vic Mackey being sorry, Dexter feeling something, and Sylar hating heroes. And by the way, Elle, he is a serial killer! Check out our favorite quotes this week, and add your own in the comments.

“I hate heroes.” – Sylar to Elle, after she tells the car rental guy he’s a serial killer who’s holding her hostage, Heroes

“That’s why you lost your money. God don’t like ugly” — Gus’ Dad to his Mom, Psych

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