“If you are anywhere between 21 and 53 … you will watch this series and feel like a big fat pussy.” – Tom Hanks, on his upcoming HBO miniseries, ‘The Pacific’

The Olympics spell the death of television for the next few weeks, but lucky for us this past week has been jammed packed with worthy quotes, funny moments, and cheesy romance. These are some of our favorites.

“Yeah, that would be really messy if Baze was my high school crush, your baby daddy, and mom’s fifth husband.”

“It’s shame that all this montage episode told us is how crappy the show’s been lately, by showing us when it was great.”

Its hard to imagine that we won’t be getting any new Sue Sylvester quotes until Glee comes back in April. She’s easily the most quotable new character on television (I don’t know how Julia will be able to get through the winter!), and this weekly column will miss her barbs, insults, and observations. But with [...]

In case you missed it, Dollhouse is back for its final run. With two Tophers, Joss Whedon definitely brought the funny. We also have a couple of Twitter quotes for you this week. The controversial Bones/Avatar experiment did yield some funny stuff, despite the little bit of whining (on my part) and the whole lot [...]

This week was NBC’s annual Green Week. Which means that its peacock adopted the color green. Sure, The Office and 30 Rock did some conservation focusing (that’s all I watch on NBC so I can’t elaborate any further), but recycling old Al Gore moments don’t really cut it as far as quotes go — or [...]