Dear Network Television,

I’m finally getting around to watching the second half of NBC’s Impact that aired this past Sunday. I will admit, this was definitely one of those circumstances where I started watching the first installment because there was nothing on. The cast helped, as I’m a fan of both David James Elliott (from JAG) and Natasha Henstridge (specifically because of Eli Stone). Plus, Steven Culp. How can you not like Steven Culp?

Read the rest of this entry »

Don’t drink and drive. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking this medication. We hear these cautions left and right. Don’t show up to work stoned, or get hammered at lunch; not necessarily things anyone tells you, but rules to live by nonetheless. So, with millions of TV subscribers and moviegoers viewing at home, and glitterati of the industry watching live, what else is there for nominees and presenters to do? Apparently, eat little and drink heavily.

Ah, the magic of the Golden Globes. I was all set for the falls and the embarrassing missteps, the verbal gaffes and the tirades. This piece was to be a review of the shocking. Instead, we had a lot of yawns.

And so, without further ado, I present you with my own awards from a night short on fun (what choice but to make my own?) Read the rest of this entry »