Drama (such that it is) lives on Fox. And there’s plenty more to come.

Who’d've thunk The Rolling Stones could be down-shifted into smarmy? The ‘American Idol’ contestants proved it’s possible.

Patience, people. With a few more ‘Idol’ eliminations, we’ll finally get there.

Big Mike Lynche is the only guy that pulled out all the stops during ‘Idol’s’ Top 10 Guys episode.

‘American Idol’ guy’s night turns into an embarrassment for Casey James, Kara DioGuardi … hell, it was an embarrassing night for everyone.

How am I liking new American Idol judge Ellen DeGeneres? I want to move my hand in a way that would indicate “not so much,” but it’s busy punching her in the neck.

There’s no doubt that American Idol has been a bit of a chore this season. Even I am having difficulty keeping a cheery attitude. Snort.
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