This week’s Virgin Diaries take the cake again. We’re all just going back and watching too much good television not to take the chance to recognize it again and again.

Kings

“And how did you manage to have eight power stations serviced simultaneously?” – the Queen
“Uh … Clerical error?” – Power Guy
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This week’s quotes are all about word play and animals– whether it’s their turds or their use as projectiles. The double meanings of Tang and dark atriums are all here for your Sunday enjoyment. These are some of our favorite quotes from the week, and as always, feel free to leave your own in the comments.

Castle

“Ya know, actually having to prove things, is really tedious.” – Castle

“The ’70s are back; they’re like the Highlander that just won’t die.” – Castle

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This week’s quotes were absolutely absurd. Between Marshall’s night shirt, a graphic mental image involving glitter clump and douche tags, it was pretty much a free-for-all. Hey, remember when Lucy and Ricky slept in separate beds because showing a married couple sleeping together was too risque for television audiences? Yeah, those were the days.

Anyway, these are some of our favorite quotes of the week. As always, feel free to post yours in the comments.

How I Met Your Mother

Marshall: “Ted, Karen’s a douche.”
Ted: “Wow, thanks for sugar coating it.”
Marshall: “Douche is sugar coating it.”

Marshall: “It’s a night shirt.”
Barney: “You can call it ninja star danger jock if you want, it doesn’t make you any less of a cross-dresser.”

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This week was ridiculous when it came to quotes. Breaking Bad came back, and while it’s still the most depressing show in the world, it had some good quotes. Plus, we’ve got House, Big Bang Theory, and a great episode of The Office. These are our favorite quotes of the week, but if there are some that you loved, feel free to leave them in the comments.

Breaking Bad

Walter: “I’ve got a better idea.”
Jesse: “Thank god! All right, what is it, Mr. White? Lay it on me.”
Walter: “Beans.”
Jesse: “Beans?”
Walter: “Castor beans.”
Jesse: “So what are we going to do with them? Are we just going to grow a magic beanstalk? Huh? Climb it and escape?”

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We searched the wide television landscape to bring you some of the best quotes of the week. In addition to some BSG goodness, we have quotes from Simon Cowell an the Devil, proving once and for all that they aren’t the same person. Or are they? Dun dun DUN! Actually, I’m pretty sure they aren’t; the Devil would have a better haircut.

“The Devil is attracted to radishes. What does that mean? Like sexually? Oh, that’s disgusting. Where do they get that?” – The Devil, reading Sam’s book on The Devil.

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Week of January 18 to January 24

Clever, insolent, creative, irreverent; even a little twisted. I speak of the writers here at CliqueClack, and the unique posts they churn out day after day. How could we let seven days go by without highlighting some of the week’s gems?

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Ah, the new programming gradually trickles in and we have more premieres and previews to love:

• Burn Notice is back, and Mike is one pissed off spy, Scott notices.
  
• Lost is back, Sun is vengeful, and apparently we find the island, or something like that, according to Bob.
• Lie to Me debuts to decent numbers and a general warm fuzzy feeling — Jen loves it.
• Rich has high hopes for TNT’s  Trust Me.

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(Week of January 24)

It was a good week for quotes. Between Parker pretending to be a flight attendant on Leverage, and House and Cuddy just being House and Cuddy, there was a lot of hilarity on the tube. Read on for CliqueClack’s favorite quotes of the week and feel free to post your own in the comments.

Smallville:

“You’re not Davis Bloom. You’re not even human.” — Brainiac explaining to Davis who he really is

“I definitely feel a whole lot dumber.” — Chloe after Brainiac was extracted from her

Lie to Me:

Cal Lightman: “Charge by the lie. We can retire tomorrow.”
Congressman: “So, Dr. Lightman assumes I’m lying because I’m a politician.”
Foster: “No, Dr. Lightman assumes you are lying because you’re a homo sapien.”

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