Yes, I’m American, born and bred. I have a warm heart and more Christmas spirit than perhaps Old Saint Nick himself (especially in The Year Without a Santa Claus where he is frustrated and thinks he needs a vacation; you work one night a year, dude — suck it up!)

So how, you ask, how could I hate A Charlie Brown Christmas? Well, I suppose you need to know that my loathing is not reserved for just the Christmas special; I hate all of the Charlie Brown specials; oh, don’t get me started on the Great Pumpkin one … but I digress.

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