Seriously people: Season eight? ABC makes the inexplicable decision to pull three quality shows from its lineup — Pushing Daisies, Dirty Sexy Money and Eli Stone — and decides instead to air double episodes of According to Jim all winter long?

As if there aren’t enough reasons not to watch According to Jim, you could simply forgo just to rebel against ABC and their crappy decisions regarding their lineup. But if you need something else to do so that you don’t watch, try these on for size.

1. Flea-dip your dog.
2. Re-watch your Cop Rock season one DVD.
3. Replay the Rosie Live recording that you just can’t get off your DVR.
4. Begin your presidential campaign.
5. Combine various cleaning products into one bucket just to see what happens.
6. Have a staring contest with an inanimate object.

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