20 of your favorite and not-so-favorite contestants from seasons past have united in this 20th anniversary edition of Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains. This two-hour premiere offers more action, intrigue, sneakiness and injuries than most entire seasons.

TV shows may come and go, but we can always imagine what an ideal night’s lineup might look like. Let’s take a look at the dream Monday night on ABC.

It is a valid question. How did three outnumbered tribesmen manage to eliminate a rival tribe of six players to be the last team standing … and Erinn? The trick was keeping an eye on the big picture. While Timbira got distracted by their own internal power struggles and feuds, the Jalapao three were able [...]

Dear Survivor producers:
Thank you, thank you, thank you for casting Coach on the latest installment of your never-ending reality series. If it wasn’t for his melodramatic, self-involved, pain-in-the-ass antics, this season would have been incredibly dull. All the eye candy (Carolina, Sydney) and big breasts (Candace) got booted early, along with the annoying old broad [...]

Thankfully, my life isn’t quite like reality television. I don’t know if I could handle all the drama! On The Celebrity Apprentice, Joan Rivers packed her bags, had a thorny snit over Trump firing her daughter, and took off after slamming some of the others. Over on American Idol, there was a shocker in the [...]