I’ve never been a huge fan of the Claire character on Lost. I’ve always found her slightly annoying, mostly due to her propensity to walk up and down the beach yelling “Chah-leee!” at the top of her lungs. It drove me nuts.

When her rocker boyfriend sacrificed himself to get his fellow castaways saved I found myself a lot more sympathetic to the island’s blonde mommy. Besides being far less annoying, she’s been given a big juicy mythological plot. She’s not just being pregnant, whining at Charlie, and getting kidnapped. Instead she seems to have up and disappeared. This all leads to one big question – what the hell is Claire’s deal these days?

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Happy Columbus Day everyone!  In honor of this pretend holiday the historic explorer, I thought it would be appropriate to take a minute to reflect.  That uncharted sail across the Atlantic ocean back in 1492 must have been frightening and perilous, with threats of scurvy, dehydration, starvation, and even mutiny at every turn. Not to mention the lack of plumbing, general uncleanliness, and having to see the same faces for months on end with no relief.  Now that I think of it, that sounds like absolute torture.

There are some characters that I would love to get off my TV screen, and I’m not above shipping them on a horrendous voyage across the ocean.  Come check out my picks.

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