We all wanted to do something festive for the 2009 holiday season, but we didn’t want to do the same thing as we did last year. No, this holiday season we give you our own rendition of ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’, in our own not-really-twelve and not-at-all-sing-songy way. Enjoy and happy holidays!
On the FIRST [...]
I loved this poem so much that I wanted to share it once again this year. Thanks again to the mucho-talented Bill White for all of the illustrations, and to the CliqueClack team for providing all the stanzas. Folks at FOX, heed our warning….
‘Twas the night before upfronts, and to the set of House
Came an [...]
Take, for instance, the PSAs for the CBS Cares project. The title of these short videos — Prostate PSA Holidays. No, I’m serious! It says so at the CBS Cares video site! In this series of 10-second shorts, stars of various CBS shows ask you to celebrate the holidays by signing your man up for a prostate exam. . There’s one for generic holidays, one for Christmas, and one for Hanukkah. Strangely, there’s no PSA for Kwanza or Festivus. Though, the scene of a bare metal pole would probably send shivers up a strong man’s spine.
Christmas in the heartland is everything that you’d expect. Your daughter’s gay boyfriend won’t kiss her, your son dresses like seamen for work, your other son spends his time lying under the tree. And you? You hate your husband for covering for you with ease.
Actually, it’s that last part that really stuck with me. For [...]
Well, the holiday season is upon us. You know this by the broken femur you’re nursing from being trampled in Best Buy while racing for that $48 Blu-Ray DVD. Or, the $80 Dora Talking Kitchen that you bought for the kids that they’ll play with for five minutes, break in the next five, then turn [...]
Week of December 20 through December 27
Clever, insolent, creative, irreverent; even a little twisted. I speak of the writers here at CliqueClack, and the unique posts they churn out day after day. How could we let seven days go by without highlighting some of the week’s gems?
The week of Christmas brought the last of our [...]
