When I was young, my mother taught me the old adage: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” Unfortunately for her, I am responsible for talking about True Blood tonight. Its not that I hated it, because I didn’t. At the very least, I was excited that they [...]

This week’s edition of See Jane Clack features my favorite characters of the Fall 2008 TV season. While some new shows tanked out of the starting gate, a few great new characters emerged, as well. My favorites:
Sookie Stackhouse. The spunky waitress in HBO’s True Blood has guts to spare! Even though [...]

(Season 1, Episode 8)
“Compared to a lifetime of Zoloft, 445’s a bargain.” – Lafayette to Tara, on the price of her mother’s exorcism
First thing’s first. I gasped when Bill’s hand reached up out of the ground and grabbed Sookie’s leg in the graveyard! I knew something was going to happen, I just wasn’t [...]

(Season 1, Episode 7)
“Suppose she gets pregnant! How in the world is she supposed to nurse a baby with fangs?” – Arlene to Sam, on Sookie having sex with Bill
Oh, Sookie. There’s no turning back now. But there’s one thing I don’t understand. I thought if you were bitten by a vampire, you became [...]

(Season 1, Episode 5)
(Season 1, Episode 5)
“You have no future with a vampire!” – Sam to Sookie
Well, well, well … we sure learned a few things about Bill tonight. I’ve been wondering how he became a vampire, and all was revealed. It just figures that a girl would be the culprit, but that scene [...]