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jillflintI do not like you, Dr. Jill
In fact, I think you are a pill.
You are so boring and so bland
If you shut up that would be grand.

Couples should make characters more endearing
But when Evan interrupted you and Hank, I felt like cheering.
And let’s not even discuss your message on Hank’s phone
That’s when your lameness was truly shown.

Since when did you become a cliche from a teen movie?
If you could not be a stereotype, that would be groovy.
Then again, Hank is really boring,
If anyone else was with him, they’d be snoring.

I don’t find your glockenspiel story cute
I thought it was stupid, and dull to boot.
I’m not saying that I want you dead,
Just could you, pretty please, stay away from Hank Med?

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3 Responses to “Jill I am”

  1. Gaz says:

    Thank you. That was inspiring and true. She is awful and they have zero chemistry. What’s with the forced sexual tension in every damn tv series?

  2. tw111 says:

    At least he’s not going to work for her……

  3. Killer post.

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t think they’re working out. I did like her at the beginning but around the time she switched cars, I started having doubts and the whole Bark Mitzvah episode where she went on about having to call it in and how she doesn’t seperate personal/professional very well I was gagging.