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South Park + Kanye West = gay fish (UPDATED)

Kanye West

(Uh. Come on.)
I’ve been so lonely, girl
I’ve been so sad and down
Couldn’t understand
Why haters joked around
I wanted to be free
with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish

‘Cuz I know that I’m a gay fish

(Gay fish, yo)
Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (it’s alright, girl)
Makin’ love to other gay fish

All those lonely nights
At the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle
Feeling like a whore
‘Cuz I wasn’t being true
Even though everyone said
That I had to make a switch (gay fish)

Now I know that I’m a gay fish

(Gay fish, yo)
Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
Making love to other gay fish

[Updated: The extended version continues here]

I used to be scared, denying who I was
Actin’ straight, but then goin’ out to the gay fish clubs
Dancin’ with the marlins, makin’ out with all the snappers
I’d take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours
But now I’m out and I’m free to love what I want
Be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in Vermont
I slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake
I’ll come to your house and have an orgy in your mother fucking fish tank

Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
Making love to other gay fish

I really get around
I’m a slut of the sea
When I say I got crabs
I mean it literally
I was eating dinner
And just had to go down
On that mackerel on the dish

‘Cus I’m the gayest of the gay fish

Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)

But I got to settle down
I can’t be a whore
I ain’t gonna just sleep
With any fish no more
Found me a lover
A brother who’s a cross-dressing pike named Trish

And together we are gay fish

Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
Making love to other gay fish

Photo Credit: Comedy Central

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38 Responses to “South Park + Kanye West = gay fish (UPDATED)”

April 9, 2009 at 2:33 AM

southpark creators are fckn jokers, episode is a 10/10

April 9, 2009 at 2:51 AM

Wow this was priceless. Best episode in quite some time. :-)

Your recap was perfect.

April 9, 2009 at 3:30 AM

is this the first time south park make fun of kanye west and killing carlos mencia? if so, it’s long overdue. absolutely hilarious.

April 9, 2009 at 11:45 AM

I know Kayne West is such an easy target.

April 9, 2009 at 8:25 AM

Lyrics are the new SP reviews?

April 9, 2009 at 8:39 AM

It’s what I chose to write about this time, but feel free to discuss!

April 9, 2009 at 12:08 PM

Episode was funny but i wonder why they used kanye west. I think they sould of had lil wayne on there instead of kanye west. We all know that lil wayne is the real in the closet homosexual.

April 9, 2009 at 12:45 PM

i just put the song on my cheap assed myspace page. it’s fuckin hilarious. everyone should, too. i really am interested to see what kanye’s reaction is to this whole south park take. hopefully, he got the joke

April 9, 2009 at 2:36 PM

They used Kayne West b/c he sounds like he is singing underwater in all his new songs, and he is an egomaniac

April 14, 2009 at 2:16 AM

lil wayne is the best fuck what u say” _|_

May 19, 2009 at 3:47 PM

They used Kanye because he claims to be the “Smartest rapper in the world” Check it out https://tinyurl.com/ctmqvu

April 9, 2009 at 1:35 PM

I’m glad someone decided to take him down a peg, he is so overrated

April 9, 2009 at 5:32 PM

great episode..
i added 3 more designs from this episode to my website please check it out :
https://www.cafepress.com/Megdania/6561585

April 9, 2009 at 8:46 PM

It has nothing to do with being gay, it’s about that gay sounding autotune vocals that’s so popular today. Quite honestly I want to vomit every time I here it, it’s just so freakin gay!!!

Cher was the one that started using this autotuned vocal sound and now every rapper out there is a Cher wannabe which makes them gay!!!

April 10, 2009 at 9:01 AM

Does anybody know where the full lyrics can be found? It is the short version.

April 10, 2009 at 9:05 AM

Short version? I didn’t know there was a longer one. Where can I hear it? I’ll transcribe it here.

April 10, 2009 at 10:22 AM

https://www.southparkstudios.com/crap/downloads/sounds.php
Here is the full version. It would be great if you transcribe it :)

April 10, 2009 at 10:48 AM

Cool thanks. Updated the post above.

April 10, 2009 at 2:00 PM

In this line: “I slap that marlin ass, make that cougar butt shake”

I think it might be ‘grouper’, not ‘cougar’.
Cougars are land mammals :P

April 10, 2009 at 2:04 PM

At first I thought they said “google butt,” but I went with “cougar,” as in an old woman who goes for a younger guy, not the land animal. That one was tough to figure out, along with “Girl I’m a gay fish” and “My head is jerked around.”

April 10, 2009 at 2:19 PM

its literally not generally and im pretty sure instead of My head is jerked around i think its why haters joked around

April 10, 2009 at 2:23 PM

God call on all these. Made the changes. I agree.

April 11, 2009 at 4:40 PM

haha yea man ive only listen to the song like 100 times lol

April 11, 2009 at 3:24 AM

this episode really was refreshing after so many shitty episodes.

anyways. does anyone know what’s the name of the original this song is made from?
i’m 100% certain i’ve heard a song like this some time ago.

April 11, 2009 at 7:03 PM

the song is heartless by Yeezy

April 20, 2009 at 1:41 PM

what the hell are you talkin ’bout, heartless is a kanye west song. why would they use a song by another rapper in a parody of one.

April 13, 2009 at 1:22 AM

they used kanye because his a concieded douchebag

April 13, 2009 at 7:12 AM

It’s “caudal fin” not “coddle fin”; it’s the one closest to the ass of a fish! This is a great song; can’t stop listening to it!

April 16, 2009 at 11:06 PM

I love this song! its so funny! i have listened to it so much!

April 17, 2009 at 6:30 PM

omagad… We’re all gay fish… How could they be so funny… It’s forgiven mthrfckr

April 17, 2009 at 6:30 PM

omagad… We’re all gay fish… How could they be so funny… It’s forbidden mthrfckr

April 18, 2009 at 5:21 AM

SO DAMN GREAT! Mthrfckn Kanye gets blown up! Big up from austria to trey & matt, probably the best episode since the pandemic double-feature. love it

April 20, 2009 at 10:59 PM

Lol southparks never fails to entertain me. And that’s like the first great episode in a while. 11/10 ^_^. Btw I hate kanye and lil wayne but lil wayne is actually the gay one since there’s proof of him kissin a guy soooo yea….

April 29, 2009 at 5:06 PM

cause i know that im a gay fish! i love that line as much as i love trains!

May 19, 2009 at 12:11 AM

kanye West is a gay fish!

May 25, 2009 at 3:39 PM

Fishsticks+Kanye west=gay fish

btw cartman was awesome in this episode..
lol talking about ego

May 29, 2009 at 7:40 PM

fuck kanye west he a bitch ass gay fish

June 2, 2009 at 8:26 AM

Thank you so much for the lyrics. I was looking for them. :D

This is probably one of the best episodes along with the Jonas Brothers and the Scientology episode.

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