(Season 5, Episode 12 – “Painless”) Read CliqueClack’s review of this episode
Oh, how I missed Dr. House during the winter hiatus. The interactions between the team were getting more intricate and fascinating, and the last month has been sadly lacking in quotes, without the spectacular Dr. House around.
He’s back, and in tip-top shape, with a quotable episode starting this new year.
“House, I’ve got a DYFS home visit on Friday.” — Cuddy
“And I’ve got a w-h-o-r-e visit on ah ….” — House
When Cameron presents House with a patient, he says, “That’s it? I was expecting something with whipped cream and tongue depressors.”
“This guy makes house look like a Christian Scientist.” — Foreman, about the huge amount of pain meds in the patient’s house.
“You gotta let the phone ring more than four times when you’re calling a cripple.” — House
“When was the last time you showered?” — Cuddy
“Scent of a man. I realize you haven’t experienced it sober.”– House
“He’s had multiple EEGs, all of them cleaner and squeakier than Cuddy’s rubber nipples.” — House
“If you want a man to take your crap, you’ll have to marry him first.” — House, to Cuddy, when she hands Kutner a dirty diaper.
“Or employ him.” — Cuddy
“C’mon, you’re from one of the twelve tribes. You must know a ton of shysters.” — House to Taub, when he was looking for a lawyer.
“What type of lawyer do you need? I’ll bring it up at the next world domination subcommittee meeting.” — Taub
“You don’t have a family, do you? ” — patient to House
“Left them all back on Krypton.” — House
“Which one of you is House?” — strange man who enters conference room
“The big black guy.” — House (….)
“Can you blame me? The last time that happened the guy shot me.” — House
“Assuming you’re right.” — Taub
“Yes, I find it confusing to assume otherwise.” — House
“Testicles. What do they make you think of?” — House
Clacked by Debbie McDuffee
on Jan 22, 2009 @ 08:00 EST5EDT
